88 Percent Of Americans Approve Of Obama's Approval Rating

WASHINGTON, DC — A poll released Friday by the D.C.-based firm Hahn & Associates revealed that 88 percent of Americans approve of President Obama's current approval rating of 44 percent.

According to the poll, just 11 percent of Americans believe Obama's approval rating should be "significantly lower," while 18 percent believe it should be "much higher."

"This poll is a clear public mandate for the president, as a great majority of Americans strongly support his current level of support," White House press secretary Robert Gibbs said

The 88 percent represents Obama's highest approval-rating approval rating since taking office.

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