Sunday, June 22, 2008


If you like high gas prices, thank a politician. Thank a Democrat for blocking the ability to tap our own oil and natural gas. Thank a Republican for favorable treatment of Big Oil.

I wonder if all those folks that believe one or two cold days in January disprove global warming now think that five hot days in June prove it.

The dealer told me I should change my car's oil religiously every 4,000 miles, so I do it in the church parking lot.

Delta Air Lines is the dominant player at the busiest airport in the world yet cannot make money. Will they ever be able to make money?

The credit card game is just a way for predatory banks to lend money at really exorbitantly high interest rates to financially careless people.

They found an isolated tribe in the Amazon, and I heard there are plans for a Super Wal-Mart there soon.

Let's think, people! Why can't they send out prisoners to pick up the trash ahead of the mowers that cut the grass? That way, the mowers wouldn't shred the trash all over the roadway. This isn't rocket science. Or is a little interdepartmental cooperation more difficult?

In daily life, we are often confronted with ignorance or even apathy. What is the difference? Frankly, I don't know and I don't care.

The evening news just said that the crime rate is down. Of course it's down. With the price of gas, who can afford a drive-by shooting anymore?

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Can anyone explain why every drive through window between Metro Atlanta and Macon is staffed with the employee with the least comprehension of the English language?

Due to the recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. We apologize for the inconvenience.

It's funny how it's so easy to blame politicians for everything but we forget to blame who voted them in to office

Why is it that some people can walk around a store for hours with a shopping cart, but when they get out to their car they can't walk ten feet to put the cart away.

Real men kiss their wives just because, cry when their dog dies and stand for the National Anthem.


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