Top 10 Reasons To Date A Scientist

10. They can show you what all the buttons on the calculator do.

9. They can tell you exactly how much to tip in a restaurant.

8. No matter how ugly your attire is they'll still think it's "hip".

7. They can perform a concerto in C++ on their keyboard for you.

6. They know all about heat, friction, and gravitational attraction.

5. They can kill all the "bugs" for you.

4. They can tell you everything that is scientifically wrong about the Star Wars Movies.

3. You are 100 times more interesting than their last conversation with Bertha/Gilbert, their computer.

2. Three words: Nerd is cool.

1. They know how to turn on your hard drive.

Walter