....Or Get Off The Pot

We've all probably had this happen when a spouse has been in the bathroom a little too long:

Knock Knock
"Yes?"
"Are You OK, honey?"

Now picture this:

Knock Knock
"Yes?"
"Happy New Year, dear."

WICHITA, Kan. — Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."...

She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,"' Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

Talk about enabling behavior by the boyfriend! "And this is my girlfriend, Cherie. She's a human composter". When you think about it, if she never got off the throne, then she never washed her hands. Disgusting.

By the way, is Sheriff Whipple any relation to Mr. Whipple from the old Charmin bathroom tissue commercials?

Walter